Given the increasing absurdity of anti-Palin smears, I figured we should try to set some kind of floor on them by out-stupiding the lefties.

So I will offer up my own, and then if you like please add your own in comments.

Mine: Sarah Palin can't be vice-president because her father was secretly D. B. Cooper. I saw him do it in a dream.

Update: I lose! God, a real slur has already trumped mine. Gawker claims that Governor Palin has "involvement with an insane witch-hunting Kenyan pastor." Shucks. Maybe if the mainstream media goes to Kenya they'll finally notice poor George Obama. With all the talk about any wisp of dysfunction in the Palin family, you'd think somebody would hold Barack Obama at least a bit responsible for allowing his brother to live unaided in a slum in Nairobi.

Think about it: "Nairobi slum". I don't know if that's the lowest point a person can reach, but you can probably see it from there.